Who said It ?

 Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects.

    a. Mark Twain
    b. Will Rogers
    c. Groucho Marx

answer: Will Rogers said it.

Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt.

   
    a. George Bush
    b. Theodore Roosevelt
    c. Herbert Hoover

answer: Herbert Hoover said it.

We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world

    a. Sarah Palin
    b.Ted Nugent
    c. Dan Quayle

answer: Dan Quayle said it.



   

Who said this?

       Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.

 

a.                     Rush Limbaugh

b.                    Dick Gregory

c.                    Adolf Hitler

                                     

      Answer: Dick Gregory - (no, for reals ya’ll) pg. 170, the Portable Curmudgeon

      Liberty doesn’t work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
 

        Karl Rove

    .Will Rogers

       Jon Stewart

Answer: Will Rogers – The Portable Curmudgeon pg. 170, yet again

Life is one long process of getting tired.

 

 Honey Boo-Boo

 Barack Obama

 George Santayana

          Answer: George Santayana- Portable Curmudgeon pg. 171